A New Image For the Old Year

Happy Almost New Year, Everyone. Let's Hope For the Best. 

When I recently solicited requests, after honoring one for Christmas song-poems, my pal and fellow blogger Sammy Reed jumped in and requested more of the female-led, very-late-period Tin Pan Alley house band, New Image. 

I dug around, and found that I have just one New Image 45 left, for which I had not previous shared the contents. So even if it was terrible, I'd have shared it, of course, having been asked so nicely. But this is FAR from terrible. In fact, there are things - wildly different things on each side - which make it a delightful record to share. 

Let's start with the side officially identified as the b-side, a religious rocker: 

This is called "One By One the Savior's Calling", and I gotta say, for all the (completely) mercenary facts behind the making of this lyric into a song and a record, this end result "works" for me as a Christian rock song several thousand percentage points more effectively than almost any serious "Christian Rock" song I've ever heard. 

It's ragged at the edges, for sure. The band shows its limitations repeatedly, not least all the places where the bass player hits the wrong notes, and the singer has more far in the areas of energy and emotion than she does in the area of accuracy (she misses far more notes even than the bass player). 

But the song is catchy as hell, and the entire arrangement fits it perfectly, at least to my ears. Most four minute song-poems seem like they'll never end, but this one flies by, entertaining from start to finish. I think (unless I'm forgetting some) that this will go to my personal top five of religious song-poems

Download: New Image - One By One the Savior's Calling

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The flip side, "A Love Song" is as ridiculous, from start to finish, as the above song is memorable. The lyrics had me laughing out loud a couple of times. 

First we are told what the writer would do "if I were to write a love song", which are fun words to start a lyric for a love song. But that's just the appetizer. The following lines have to go into the short list of the most unsingable lyrics ever sent in for song-poem creation: 

The goodness of your very soul has no value in the weight of gold 

Your compassion for your fellow man overshadows your beauty within

The remaining lyrics are not as clunky as that, although "redundancy of life" comes close, but, as you'll hear, they in no way fit the parameters of what will fit into the beat of a song - or at least not into this song's construction. I give the vocalist a 9.5 for making it through this tongue-twister and anti-rhythmically structured song with her voice intact. 

Download: New Image - A Love Song

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A Hendrix Christmas

That's Bill Hendrix, of course, the famous.... well, I don't know who he was, actually. 

Anyway, I promised y'all a Christmas vanity/song-poem hybrid last week, and here I am to provide it! The aforementioned Bill Hendrix clearly paid his money and got to perform two songs of his own creation, with the help from the ol' Film City Chamberlin, which I'm fairly certain was played here by Rodd Keith. 

The first side, "Sharing Christmas With You" is actually a it of an outlier, as it starts with what is clearly a flourish on a real, honest to goodness guitar, one of the rare examples of a non-Chamberlin instrument being heard on a Film City (or related) release. Note that the Chamberlin (with the additional few seconds of guitar here and there) is identified as an "Orchestra and Chorus". Not hardly. 

I find this song something of a dirge, and a long dirge at that. He does not sound nearly as excited about the title prospect as I think a guy ought to, given the words he's singing. My guess is it was meant to sound like a romantic, 1940's style holiday standard, but I'm not much of a fan of those either, and this one seems to be threatening to slow to a stop at any moment. The backing track is skillfully done, for what it is, but it's a drag, too. 

Download: Bill Hendrix and Orchestra and Chorus - Sharing Christmas With You

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After a far from promising, downright smarmy opening 25 seconds, "I Wish I Was Santa Claus" proves to be a major improvement on the flip side, bouncing along with another creative - and much more enjoyable - backing arrangement, although it doesn't come close to matching Ringo Starr's similar named wish-in-song. 

Still, it's an improvement on the A-side and a typical entry into the "if I ran the world" type song. 

Download: Bill Hendrix and Orchestra and Chorus - I Wish I Was Santa Claus

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Now, if you've been hanging around my blogs for more quite a while, you know that my family tries to create a funny Christmas card - we've done it every year except for one over the past fifteen years or so. If you've seen all of those I posted here, then you've gotten to see my kids grow and change, the addition of our son-in-law, and my wife and I get older and older. Here is this year's entry: 

Little Joey Writes a Letter

I had a request for a few Christmas song-poems, and I spent part of this last weekend searching my holding for just that sort of record. While I didn't check the song-poem albums in my collection, I did look through the vast majority of my 45s, and I found.... that for the most part I've already shared most of my Christmas related song-poems over the years, either here, or, in one case, in a large post of Christmas song-poems at WFMU. Three are still way too many unshared religious song-poems (almost all of them Christian), but few of them are specifically about Christmas. 

I found two. Or rather, I found one song-poem 45 and one vanity record on the Film City label. Today is the song-poem, and in a week or so I'll offer up the Film City delight. 

From the vapid, post-Rodd Keith, cheapo synth strings era of the Preview label (and not at all long before the demise of the label), we have Gene Marshall singing "Little Joey to Santa Claus". Note how very few lyrics there are in this nearly three minute track, stretched out by an interminable instrumental break and a repeating of about half the lyrics a second time. 

Alas, as we all know, Little Joey grew up to learn to play Trombone before becoming a criminal and ending up in prison with Shifty Henry, Sad Sack and Elvis Presley. Oh, and that cutie known as Number Three. Perhaps if Santa had only brought him those roller skates. 

Download: Gene Marshall - Little Joey to Santa Claus

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This record actually has TWO Christmas songs on it. On the flip side, Barbara Foster (AKA Bobbie Blake). It's called "A Joyous Christmas", but it does not suggest anything joyful to me. I find her vocal performance really sweet at a few moments, but that's about it. Your mileage may vary. 

Download: Barbara Foster - A Joyous Christmas

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Please note that I've tried my best to honor a request. If you have a request, let me know - if I can fill it, I will!